A Nigerian woman of 30 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually.
After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to join a dating site.
She ends up corresponding with a fine man who has lived his entire life in the North.
After a long-distance relationship and online sweethearts, they decided to get married.
On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities.
When she returned to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.
“What happened?” she asked.
“I’ve never been with a woman”, he said. “But if it’s anything like screwing a cow, I’m gonna need all the room I can get!”