The Restaurant

I was eating amala and enjoying my drink around 2pm today, a man entered the restaurant with a briefcase.

I guess he was a big politician because his dressing and pot belly portrays it. He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him.

Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told him that her children and her want to die of hunger since her husband died.

This man opened the briefcase and gave this woman Fifty Thousand Naira. The woman jumped up and left the scene in happiness. I was still eating as I whispered to myself, “She’s lucky.”

I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that he needed money to establish his business.

This man wrote a cheque of Ten Millon Naira (N10,000,000.00) and gave the man. My appetite packed.

This time, I started murmuring and practicing the lie I would blow to have my own national cake. Local woman cannot dull.

I started crying and went to the man.

Immediately I knelt down, I heard, “Cut! Cut! Cut!” I turned and saw the director of the movie.

He laughed and said, “Oh girl na movie we dey shoot here o.”



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