One day, I had had enough of the police wahala and their incompetence. So I said that I was going to join the police and show them how it’s being done.
I went for the recruitment and was told to run a 100 meters race.
I ran like my life depended on it. I swore that I must become a policeman to shame my village people.
After I crossed the finish line, I was greatly impressed with myself. I was sure I would be selected with my performance.
Imagine my shock when the officer hit me on the head saying that I’m disqualified for running like a thief and not a policeman.