I Will Never Lie Again

Today I was coming back from church, and in the bus there sat a very pretty girl.

All the guys in the bus were staring at her. Some of them passed their destinations without knowing.

As for me, I was very proud of myself because I sat next to her. I did all the signs I could to make her feel my presence.

But all was in vain.

An idea came to my mind. I took my phone and dialed a fake number like some guys always do to attract girls’ attention.

Me: Hello Sam, I’m calling to tell you that I can’t make it today because I’ve just received a call from  our CEO

He’s asking me to replace him at a meeting because he is not yet back in the country.

Please tell my brother to use my Range Rover 2017 to pick my mum from her dentist. I will be home late. Thanks Sam. I will Sam. Once again, thanks.

All this while, the girl was looking at me. I said in my mind that she would fall for me if I spoke to her now…

Me: Hi baby, why are you looking at me like that? Are you surprised?

Girl: Please pick up your phone battery. It fell when you were taking your phone out of your pocket 🙄… I couldn’t raise my head till I got off the bus.

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