So my favorite series, Game of Thrones’ aired it’s first episode recently. Though I was super excited, I just didn’t have the means to watch it immediately.
I begged everyone on my WhatsApp not to post spoilers on their status–at least give us, slow-watchers, 48 hours to watch — for crying out loud!
Some respected themselves, others didn’t. Alas! My ex saw this as an opportunity to get back at me.
From nowhere, he sneaked into my message like the many faced god, caressing my DM like the gods of tits and wine. Spoilers! Everywhere!!!
I know the internet is dark and full of spoilers, but this guy needs to be turned to a night walker! I have my dragon glass with me! He’s frigging going down!